8/30/2023 0 Comments Gym resolutioners are the worst![]() ![]() When he’s not busy doing endless burpees in the free weight area, he’s usually performing the most neck-breaking exercises to simply grind your gears. In his mid-sixties and most likely working out his jaw more than his body. His advice is questionable and quite frankly, is utterly full of shit. He’ll spend most of his time at the gym trying to help guys get better results without any results to show for himself. #5 – Jimmy StruthersĪfter reading one full article in Men’s Fitness Magazine, this man has all of a sudden become a fully qualified PT.Īccording to himself, he’s also an “expert” on power lifting and has gone on to compete with some of the best during the golden era of Mr Olympia and Mr Universe. Perched up at the end of a bench gawking like an owl with an awkward semi-erection. He’ll even go as far as to press up against you and completely fondle your upper torso to ensure you go “deep” enough on each repetition. He’ll find any excuse to stare at you while you squat and critique your form for his own sexual enjoyment. When he is not taking 30 minute breaks in between sets or checking how many “likes” he’s gotten on instagram for his newly uploaded pre-gym game face – he’s on a booty call. Typically in groups of 4 or 5 when half-term is on – they can often be seen spotting one another on the first repetition of each exercise. Like a herd of moose, they’ll often avoid the wolf-like-territory that is the free weight area, and will more than likely only be around the “women only” section of the gym. You’ll most likely see the worst form in history as they flutter between seated cable rows, failed pull ups, hip abductors and crunches. Pointless exercises, light machine work and damn awful flexing are high on the agenda. Old, shrivelled and at the breaking point of jerking it off. His idea of cardio is to do 45 minutes of sitting naked in the locker room watching everyone else undress to bolster his heart rate.īored? Lonely? Or just a complete sick fuck? ![]() This man has absolutely no intention of working out. They do not have an ounce of muscle on their body and will never be seen again by February. Telltale signs of a New Year’s Resolutioner:įinishing off their sloppy set of crunches before proceeding to the mirror to check on their imaginary abs. You’ll often find they’ll get in your way at almost every set as they reach for the dumbbells or other piece of gym equipment you were about to use. They can often be heard muttering the words “new year, new me” over and over again like a crazed schizophrenic throughout each repetition. This specimen’s objective is to ‘get in better shape’. Happy lifting: Gym Personalities: The Worst of The Worst – #1 – The New Year’s Resolutioner Think it’ll be a smooth road to getting cut and jacked this year?Īmidst all the broscience, hype and rush to get lean in 15 (seriously?) there are 22 gym rats waiting to troll your workout and make you never want to forget your headphones at home ever again. You’re more than likely going to come across most, if not all of these gym personalities at some point if you haven’t done so already. With the New Year in full swing, the influx of wankers entering a gym near you is vast. 21 Of The Worst Gym Personalities You’ll Ever Encounter ![]()
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